The 12 Days Of Christmas by “Her Indoors” co-author @TerryTyler4 #SundayBlogShare

For the next 12 days Terry Tyler and myself are going to bring you a bit of “Ho-Hum Festive cheer”

The Twelve Days of Christmas – by ‘Her Indoors’

 

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ~

A Partridge in a Pear tree….

“Are you having a laugh? Have you looked out of the window and seen the size of our garden lately? I wouldn’t insult postage stamps! We already have two apple trees, a lilac, and several rose bushes jostling for position with the buddleia— where exactly were you thinking of planting this pear tree? And what do partridges eat? Have you even looked that up? Eh? Eh? Have you? No, I thought not! I don’t like the way it’s staring at me, neither, it’s got a right sneaky look in its eye—oh, great, and now it’s decided to hoover up all the bird food I put out for the sparrows, like an industrial suction machine, no less!  And I’m sure the number of cats sitting on the garden fence has doubled, they’ll be doing their business in the garden and all sorts. You just don’t think, do you?”